Nothing brings out the humor in life like big events: funerals, weddings….BABIES.
Well friends, pregnancy has brought out some great lines from my sweet Baby Daddy.
Here’s a sampling for your enjoyment.
Somanna: So people at work are really excited for us.
Me: Aww that’s sweet.
Somanna: Yea….especially when I tell them it’s your first.
Two weeks after learning about the proverbial bun in the oven, we’re out and about running errands in town….
Somanna: Hey! You wanna grab a drink somewhere?!
Also in the early weeks of
shock pregnancy….while discussing a myriad plans for 2014…
Me: Well, it’ll depend. We ‘ll just have to see how it goes. You’ll need to save some PTO (paid time off) for May.
Somanna: What do I need to save my PTO for?
Somanna, very emphatically: You are carrying my CHILD!
Yea, I’m glad it’s you. I mean, that’s cool.
Me: What do you want the baby to call you? Daddy? Papa? Pop?
Somanna, deadpan in a deep Indian head bobble accent: Father.
Upon walking into Babies R ‘Us for the first time last weekend:
Somanna: Wow. Shit just got real, son!
Me: Perhaps we should take baby CPR. You know, so we don’t kill the baby.
Somanna: Nah, we can just Google it.