I have failed the English language.
In the past month, I have:
- sent Somanna an email where I typed “your” instead of “you’re.” He caught it first.
- commented on Facebook and wrote “want” instead of “won’t.” For all to witness.
- said “paining” instead of “hurting.” This I directly blame on Somanna. He always says that in a mocking Indian accent. Poor grammar is no laughing matter.
- Finally, I had to ask Somanna how to spell daughter. Because yes. I couldn’t f#$%ing figure out how to spell it!!
Maybe I should enroll in the Derek Zoolander center for kids who can’t read good.
Is this what middle age feels like?