Remember how during finals week in college when you had SO MUCH TO DO that you would inevitably wind up doing some trivial task in the name of productivity? Because By God, how on earth can you study for that Bio final or write that last women’s studies paper if you haven’t scrubbed the shower free of mildew with a toothbrush?!?!
Insanity. You have gone the whole semester bathing in that filth and you have to draw the line SOMEWHERE, even if that line is three days before you move out. The madness cannot continue. A clean mind begins with a clean body. That much biology taught me.
Or something like that, I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention in that class. I do remember however, writing my biology professor a humorous note begging for mercy at the end of my final exam. It must have worked, because I ended up with a C in the class that I can assure you, I absolutely did not earn.
If nothing else, college taught me the power of persuasion. But I digress…
In that same warped yet productive, finals era procrastinating spirit, I blog to you today.
And I give you my new-found time waster.
Forgive, the lack of a pretty link. The coding is being difficult, punks. Still click on over there for some absurd hilarity.
You’re welcome in advance.