Oh Hai Dere!
Mi namez Marshall and I’z vury hanzombs, no?
Mi bodee iz pretty hotz too. Dont worreez ladeez, dere’s enuf of me to go arowndz.
I lurrvvss to snugglez and keaps u toosty warmz. I haz lots of insoolationz miself. Warnings: I can pens uz downs and makes u late fer wurks. Sawrys, butt, I haz too to stai warmz en dis frigeed houze.
Mi parentalz iz tryen to starvez me.
I’z try to busst opeens da food suppliez in dat cupbords behinds me. But deys keaps catchings me. Hrrmmphh!
I’z denyz it all thoughs! I’z onlee hawngree.
De parentals iz also tryen to makes me Xersize more.
I’z donts tink soo.
I’z much wrathers sits in dee sunrooomz and practize myz modeleng.
Summtymes I’z gets borred and haz to supervisse my parentals en de kitchenz. (U kan gets scraps dis wayz too!)
Den I’z cheks my facebuuks page and blogz dis post.
Den I’z go fynds my mommys and C whut she’z doen.
Oh Hai! Iz dat goods books?
But shes shooz me aways and so I fynds my daddee and hez starts to torturres me.
Fook Off humenz.
I’z no stoopid mouse.
Prease synds foodz.